Squanching

A form of eating you food with your mouth open. Making loud noise. Crunching, smacking.

Stop squanching your food, it annoying and to loud!

by Midn July 30, 2017

smunching

A cross of mushing something up....except with a munching sound.

Breaking apart legos creates a smunching sound.

The party edibles were delicious they made smunching sounds as you ate them.

by RageGLAM November 23, 2010

Staunching

To break anothers balls; annoy someone; being difficult

Why you staunching for Tasi?

by sdej October 30, 2007

Slunching

Hunching and slouching at the same time

“Stop slunching Igor!” “I literally can’t, thir.”

by Powderpinkpunch October 16, 2021

slauching

Devouring someone’s booty hole

He was slauching me all night

by Slaucher January 1, 2024

Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013

Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.

Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.

by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017