penis sloucher

when you have a half boner and it starts to go up and slouches over to one side

man your such a penis sloucher or damn this penis sloucher is really hurting

by birkitt August 27, 2006

Granade launcher

Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".

Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."

Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"

by SR707 January 15, 2010

sluncher

A sluncher is something that you eat too late to be a lunch, too soon to be a dinner and too large to be a snack. A sluncher is the single meal you have in a day, neither at lunch nor dinner time.

Similarly as a brunch is a breakfast + lunch, a sluncher is considered a snack + lunch + dinner.

I had a sluncher = I didn't have lunch nor dinner but instead I ate a complete meal at a time in between the two.

by Pola and Tom October 23, 2007

slaunch

To slopily or forcibly insert something into something else.
Or slaunch can be replaced with launch at any time.

I slaunched one in her asshole last night!
I slaunched it in her asshole, prior to giving her the angry pirate.
I will slaunch the frisbee 100 yards.

by mdizzlenizzlepizzle May 3, 2006

jellyfish launcher

The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.

Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...

by Captain Mortality April 1, 2021

Rocket Launcher

During intercourse, letting out an explosive fart while thrusting.

I farted so hard when I jammed it in that it felt like a rocket launcher went off.

by Piledriver62 February 12, 2014

Cock launcher

some one who jacks-off another man normaly a homesexual

"Wow, you're a cock launcher!"

by Applepop December 9, 2008