The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.
Be humane; be vegan.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.
Be humane; be vegan.
by nitram May 8, 2018
A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.
1) Tod: "Tod Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"
2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"
2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."
by Olli Phillips February 7, 2007
A county in Washington state, renamed Kitsap County on July 13,1857. Kitsap County is home to Port Orchard, Bremerton, Olalla, Poulsbo and Silverdale. Despite its beauty, Slaughter County is full of rapists, killers and meth labs. Jokingly known as Kidnap County.
That crazy shit must have happened in Slaughter County.
Wanna see the Slaughter County Roller Vixens roller derby tonight?
Wanna see the Slaughter County Roller Vixens roller derby tonight?
by Jesucka May 27, 2012
by thegrouch1976 April 4, 2011
A homework problem (usually a math homework problem) that at first glance looks very simple, but turns out to be a long, agonizing, problem that involves much work and thought. These problems usually appear in higher level Math courses such as Algebra 1 and Geometry, but can also appear at lower levels like 5th grade math. For example, you may be assigned problem 32 for homework, and when you hear it you will say "That's not so bad!" but when you actually look at it, you realize that problem 32 is actually a flow proof, (a combination of the Flow Chart and A Proof the two worst things combined into one.), and that problem 32 will take you close to an hour. You will then respond "Dear Jesus help us.....". This term is universal and can be applied to any problem in any subject so long that it is in reality a "Slaughter Problem", and not a "Genocidal Problem" (I.E. "The Doghouse Problem.")
"Ok class your homework is problem 45."
"That's it?"
"That's Easy!"
"Oh sweet Jesus.........."
"What?"
"Problem 45 is a flowproof designed to prove that in a parallelogram if all four sides are congruent and that their diagonals bisect each other at 90 degree angles in the first quadrant that the parallelogram is actually a Rhombus."
"Dear Jesus help us...... its a Slaughter Problem"
"That's it?"
"That's Easy!"
"Oh sweet Jesus.........."
"What?"
"Problem 45 is a flowproof designed to prove that in a parallelogram if all four sides are congruent and that their diagonals bisect each other at 90 degree angles in the first quadrant that the parallelogram is actually a Rhombus."
"Dear Jesus help us...... its a Slaughter Problem"
by I hate Slaughter Problems February 3, 2010
Gavin Slaughter is the sexiest man you will ever meet he is kind,cute,intelligent,and he has a large penis.You will never meet another guy better than a Gavin Slaughter.He is really romantic and a great boyfriend.
Gavin Slaughter is hot.
by Gavin Slaughter November 30, 2017
A fucking good as gang. Typically involved with 21 savage slaughter gang, for he is the king of slaughter gang.
Person 1: Are you part of the slaughter gang?
Person 2: Twerk, Twerk, Twerk, pulls out gun. Yes, yes I am...
Person 2: Twerk, Twerk, Twerk, pulls out gun. Yes, yes I am...
by Mutha Trucker July 19, 2017