Rubix - I'm glad slappy mcdouchebag finally left the office.
Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.
Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!
Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.
Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!
by CaptainG August 4, 2008
Get the slappy mcdouchebagmug. To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.
Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.
You give him some ghost slappies.
He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
You give him some ghost slappies.
He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
by gotchabetch September 1, 2011
Get the Ghost Slappiesmug. A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.
by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019
Get the Slappy Taffymug. When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"
I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.
by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020
Get the Slappy Salmonmug. by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003
Get the Slappy Pappymug. by JF Laplante June 7, 2004
Get the slappy dickmug. The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015
Get the slappy taintmug.