Skapman

A person who is resembled by a sheep, usually used to refer to a coward.

Jonny is such a skapman, he doesn’t want to smoke with me.

by Vaqz November 18, 2018

Slapnaldo

Full time Underwear and Perfume Seller and Part time footballer for Man United that went mad for no reason and smacked kid's phone out of his hand with no guilty and no shame.

Slapped Phone: I Didn't know what was happened, I woke up and injured.
Reporter: It was from Slapnaldo..
Slapped Phone: Damn, But I didn't say anything about his wife.

by ALTHUMAMACLEANINGSERVICE September 12, 2023

slapadapadingdong

Good, ol' fashioned, deep-bone diggin' sex. Specifically at a faster pace creating a slapping sound because the balls 'slap' the lady's ass.

John says to Bill: "Man, my balls are stingin' today."
Bill replies: "How come, John?"
John explains: "Well me and the Mrs. got it goin' real good last night...you know, slapadapadingdong like, and I swear I had my balls slappin' so fast off her ass that it sounded like we had an entire audience clapping for us!!"

by Adam The Dude February 4, 2008

Slamma

referred to as a guy with a big penis

She only want me because of my "Slamma"

by hisotherhalf March 27, 2009

slampage

\slam'-peyj\

n.
A string of many sexual encounters with different people in a very short span of time.

Molly: She slept with like eight guys in two months... practically a slampage!
Kiki: I mean I guess she just needed to get railed.

by hze February 18, 2008

kappa slappa

A Kappa Slappa (or female chav) can often be found around town centers. are attracted to shiny gold rings and necklaces, earrings that rest on their shoulders,fake berberry scarfs, trackies, fake pink burberry schoolbags (if they bother to attend school that is) and "sport" brand clothing. usually loses virginity at 12 and has had 20 sexual parteners by the time they are 14. their growth is usually stunted by chain-smoking that started at the age of 10 and the addiction to crack they obtained at the age of 15.

9:00 kappa slappa says to chav 1: do you wanna shag?
chav 1: yea.
11:00 kappa slappa says to chav 2: do you wanna shag?
chav 2: yea
(repeat every two hours)

by {ben} April 30, 2005

slappachino

A slappachino is a young girl, often from East London, who can be found around the local branch of Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon touting for free fags and a quick shag before H&M's close.

Sharon is a thick bitch, a right slappachino.

Mike was sure he would score tonight, the club was full of slappachinos.

by IndiePunk April 18, 2004