Kelvin Sampson

Destroying something to the point it will never be able to recover.

Kelvin Sampson found a way to ruin Indiana University Basketball. Once a proud program, turned into the laughing stock of the Big Ten.

by Tom Crean January 16, 2011

sample slut

somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample

Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....

by creaternity July 8, 2006

free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009

sampaju

Facial expression that shows deep distraction. Sampaju faces are characterized for eyes focused on nowhere, semi- opened mouth, and react a little slow when they're called. When you see someone with a Sampaju face, you should definetively be careful, their stupidity is contagious.

Guy: Hey, did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: OMG her face!
Guy: She's definetively SO Sampaju.

by youwillbethedeathofme April 18, 2009

sampam

sampam is dreams nickname for twitch streamer sapnap, sampam is so attractive and if someone says he isn’t then they are an alien virus and must be destroyed instantly

“have you seen sampam”
“yes! but only dream can call him that.”
“he is very attractive”

by quackity (ipad kid) April 25, 2021

Barnyard Sampler

A Barnyard Sampler is an off-menu item at Wendy's similar to the McGangBang from McDonalds. It consists of a Chicken burger, either Spicy or Home-style, that you add the following to:
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.

Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.

Customer: Hi, can I get a Barnyard Sampler combo with Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.

by jmlsteele March 10, 2010

Fruit sample

When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.

I asked the local nuns if they would like a fruit sample, they eagerly accepted.

by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010