smurche

(v.) when a male sharts on a females vaginal area after ejaculation during intercourse.

(adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features.

(v.) "Dude, i totally smurched on that hoe."

(adj.) "Nigguh, she aint no buttaface... she's a straight up smurche."

by Zukmi Phazter April 22, 2008

SLURCH

A slut in Church

You could see her panties when she knelt for communion, what a slurch.

by MoxieMoto December 17, 2017

Skirch

The nasty yellowish green substance found on the rim of a toilet under the seat or in the danger zone; Bits of hair are often found embedded in skirch. Usually found in bathrooms where no women are present.

After years of not being cleaned the 7-eleven bathroom had a thick deposit of skirch

by Elliott Leonard April 7, 2008

slurch

to smoke, usually marijuana.

lets go slurch

by omegaxzero May 4, 2009

Slurch

To have one's head flopped over towards the shoulder, often resulting in the appearance of a roll of neck fat. A combination of slouch and lurch, often done while napping or otherwise resting.

It was so cute when they were sleeping all slurched over on the bus.

by Kellyriffic June 9, 2008

skerch

to not; to have different plans or something else in mind.

"Are you coming to my party tonight or skerch?"
-"Skerch. I've got a family thing I have to go to."

by longlegged December 27, 2012

big head surcharge

The term used for the fee applied onto your hairdressing bill for having an unusually large head.

Because your damn head is so big and this haircut is gonna take longer than it should I must apply the $5 big head surcharge to your bill.

by badsean April 26, 2006