my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

switched

To switch from a calm state to a raging state.

True Account:
Jason Ranjitkumar switched on Craig and threw him accross the air.

CRAIG GOT MERKED.

by hairymanharry September 13, 2009

Skitched

To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.

I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.

by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006

Sketchedelic

Unwittingly being witness to a situation, place, or person that possesses qualities that are ominous, scary, shady, out of the ordinary and or suspicious. This situation can only be comprehended by describing it as "a bad acid trip".

The date was going great. But it got all 'sketchedelic' when he turned all melancholy and started drinking O'Douls. Freaked me out!

We had a great time at rugby bar last night but it started getting 'sketchedelic' when all the underage drinkers with the fake ID's started coming in.

by Blonde stranger September 4, 2009

Stretched-Out Logan

If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.

Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!

by Jcalks5 May 1, 2019

Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

by KTeacherK June 15, 2021