Mountain Bartle Skeet
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typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007
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Early Skeeter
1. A Premature Ejaculator
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Early Skeeter by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
Skeet Rash
"Oh gross, Dick gave you skeet rash"
"Dude, last night, I gave Ethan's mom skeet rash"
"Dude,when I'm done with her, she's gonna have skeet rash all over her body"
"Dude, last night, I gave Ethan's mom skeet rash"
"Dude,when I'm done with her, she's gonna have skeet rash all over her body"
Skeet Rash by Sr. Dick November 16, 2003
skeetsahut
the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand
skeetsahut by cabajul January 10, 2011
skeet darts
Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.
Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.
skeet darts by chuck duece July 30, 2010
Skeet Sniping
The art of pulling out of a fuckhole (other than her face) seconds before busting a nut, and without changing positions, the skeet sniper acquires a target quickly and accurately spattering it with jizzum. Beginners tent to aim for the belly button or a nipple. Veteran shooters will target and take out an eye, nostril, specific tooth, the part in her hair, or combinations.
Skeet sniping advanced tactical maneuver:
Skeet sniper: "Ooooh, I'm gonna cum, ooooohhhhhhyyeaaaaaaaaaarraaarrrr!"
Random wench: "gnnaaachalchal" -gasp- "it went in my nose" -cough, cough- "and into my throat" -gag-
Skeet sniper:"BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"
Skeet sniper: "Ooooh, I'm gonna cum, ooooohhhhhhyyeaaaaaaaaaarraaarrrr!"
Random wench: "gnnaaachalchal" -gasp- "it went in my nose" -cough, cough- "and into my throat" -gag-
Skeet sniper:"BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"
Skeet Sniping by GoodGoon November 28, 2012