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Siri is robot on your iPhone that can help you with problems.
me: “Hey siri
siri: “ yes”
me: “what’s the weather today?”
siri: “it’s 56 degrees
Siri by teddybeargigi May 13, 2020
Siris is know for being a segull, and loving the famous tiktok celebrity named Mattia.
Siri is screaming mymy to the local segulls, and hides them under her bed
Siri by mattialovessirimymy May 27, 2020
Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet
Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy
Siri by anonymous December 16, 2020
1)dude you are so siri
2) I'll put siri on your face
siri by oqro kaci February 15, 2021
“A worse version of google assistant.”
-Toxic Android users
“Hey, you heard of Siri?”
“Is she the unnecessary robot you use when you’re too lazy to use a search engine?”
“Yep! That’s the one!”
Siri by i eat pizza for breakfast November 1, 2021
Siri is the most sexiest person you will ever meet, so treat him right! You wont be able to find better person than him. He have a massive penis of 42 cm, and beautiful boddy. And if you think it's a girl or guy from iphone, it's not! It's a real boy, so don't lose him because of his sick nickname. He will do anything you want, just like one from iphone. He will always help his friends. So don't lose him!
Siri by windfcker November 22, 2021