simpleton

An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.

Look at that simpleton, he's putting sausages in the toaster

by narambae August 24, 2016

simpcel

A simpcel is an offshoot of the incel but projects his own desire for attention from women by attacking men he jealously believes are vying for or already getting the attention he wants.

Like incels, the simpcel uses the term simp unironically to accuse men of doing, saying and/or paying a woman whatever she wants in exchange for some form of attention though typically they attack any men they perceive as less misogynistic than them.

The simpcel tends to overuse the word simp and may or might not be fully indoctrinated into the inceldom.

"I'm done harassing her now. All I ever wanted is that she reads my tweets." - a simpcell

by DVS_Sicarius July 28, 2020

Simple Dimple

You’re some cringe 12 year old who is obsessed which “ fidgets “ and thinks they make you UwU quirky

Unless you have a medical condition and you need these or something…

Person one: OMG look at my new simple dimple!
Person two: Uhh cool..

by Follow me on PicsArt @ayakoxx August 16, 2021

The rules are simple

The rules are probably not simple.

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.

by pancake king June 30, 2020

Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Simptember

Simptember is an annual month-long observance month in September designed to appreciate simps for protecting women and honor them for continuing their hard work despite all the bullying.

There are plenty of events planned in observance of Simptember this year.

by simp2020 July 26, 2020

Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.

The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020