Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019

homie simping

the act of telling your homies that you'll do anything for them so they know u care about them so much

we're homie simping for you

by oli_whirl August 8, 2020

Reverse simping

a girl that simps for a guy

Matt: she's donating $50 to Jack paypal
Luke: bro she's reverse simping

by xLock February 19, 2022

I’m simping

guy who does something nice for a girl, hoping that it'll make the girl want to date him.

I’m simping for Ariana Grande.

by Mackenzielight May 27, 2020

Simping

When someone is in their feelings or simply reminiscing a time, place, or person, that causes them to fall into a sad mood.

Maria: Why are you always playing sad music?
Alex: Shut up! I’m simping.

by Tsxluv.simp March 6, 2018

simping

Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.

A simp is someone who will stop at nothing to get someone else to be with them. This guy, gal, or non-binary pal will do everything in their power to impress the other person and show themselves off. Sometimes, the person who is simping will be so obsessed with the other person that they will start to follow them around and BECOME that other person.

Thus, simping means that that the person is actively being a simp.

Edward was simping so hard for Pam, he took off his shirt in math class to show her how jacked he was.

J: Hey, where is Edward?
K: He is probably outside Pam's house simping.

by Stuffy UH March 2, 2020

National fuck your siblings day

Fuck your sibling

"Bro you fucked your sister yesterday?"
"Yeah bro, it was national fuck your siblings day."

by Wgjdyetjcdindk tdj r kg d April 15, 2019