Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

by Splusm March 1, 2015

Simped

When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.

Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

simpatico

Being in agreement with the whole vibe and flow of things or being aligned or in agreement with a person or group of people.

The women are beautiful and the beaches are lovely. Im feeling simpatico, i could really get used to a place like this.

by Harry M January 2, 2008

Simpette

A female who simps and or is chasing you and trying to sleep with you

her: hey Wanna Fuck
Me: nah im not bustin for you i have priorities you Simpette

by Simp-ette February 15, 2021

simpletonsimon

a clueless know it all

rodinoz alias is simpletonsimon

by emc October 27, 2003

simpletism

refers to a persons simplistic manor.

has the IQ of a hedgehog.
has a rather a lot of dull moments

simpletism

by kaaaaaaaaaty April 23, 2014

Simpathize

The act of two simps attempting to relate with each other over their love for women

Guy 1: You see those two simps over there staring at that girl's ass?

Guy 2: Yeah what the hell are they doing?

Guy 1: Guess they're trying to simpathize with each other about their sad existences.

by Narx February 17, 2020