Samera

Samera is a girl that everyone wishes they knew. She has an aura about her that entices everyone one. She typically looks very exotic and has the prettiest smile. Samera does not care about her looks and she does not care what other people think of her. Many people misjudge her at first but once they actually get to know her, she becomes the light of your life. Samera is a name originating in Islam and names she pairs well with as a companion are R's. Rahin, Rahil, Reyaz, Ryan, Ramin, Roshawn, Reza, etc.

I wish I had Samera in my life

I wish I never let Samera go

I want to get to know Samera
Samera is beautiful

by HappyHowHe467 February 24, 2019

shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

Shmerdo

A teenage person, usually american, who speaks and expresses him/herself in an uncomprehensible jibberish, impossible to be understood by others.

<Jim> Hey, did you understand Henry's oral presentation this morning?

<Bob> I didn't get a word of it, that guy is such a shmerdo!

by 7_BigDaddy_8 November 27, 2011

Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009

Siberious

A word that replaces "Serious". Often used when a situation is completely ridiculous.

ARE YOU FREAKIN SIBERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

by Do It Big March 13, 2009

Shimeron

An imaginary drug made up by the Research department of Texas A&M that was used to weed out all the people who BS'd the whole survey.

How many times have you used Shimeron?

Never heard of it/Never used it

by Texas A&M March 4, 2004

Siberian Sack Lunch

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.

After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.

by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009