SILF

sheep i'd like to fuck

pratshan: wow look, a pink SILF i've never seen one of those before
frankesky: bugger off you butters minger. UGLYYYYY. mmmm that is a nice SILF though =

by natttt =] December 11, 2007

SILF

Smiley I'd Like (to) Fuck.

That emoticon is a total SILF.

by Trololololololololololol SILF August 22, 2011

silf

Skinhead id like (to) fuck x x x

Blondie: babe look---SILF!!
Brunette: no babe not for me
Blondie:fook off id do him anyday!

by lolarainbow September 26, 2010

silf

Soldiers I'd Like To Fuck. Instead of Milf' civilians outside the military use the term SILF when wanting to fuck a soldier.

The woman in the bar sees a soldier and says' I want to fuck him. Women that want to fuck soldiers or troops call them SILFs.

by Italiansports November 03, 2009

SILF

Slug I'd Like to Fuck
Slug as in a woman with a damp pussy

You see that girl over there, what a SILF.
I want that SILF to rub all over my bald head.

by seacull16 June 13, 2018

SILF

When your sister wants you to fuck her. In most cases, brothers ask their sisters. But that's probably the only thing that sibs can agree on...
sex love sisters brothers ass yummy tits penis dick vagina seducer

Sister: Bro, come here for a sec...

Brother: What?

Sister: (strips off clothing)

And they lived happily ever after..
But she's a guy stealing SILF!

by The Girl Who Kicked Thru Iron August 21, 2010

SILF

Substitute I'd Like (to) Fuck

Johhny: "Did you see that math substitute today?"

Mark: "Yea, dude, she's a total SILF!"

by jjobin@99 February 14, 2011