Philly sidecar

Removing a colostomy bag and using the hole in a sex act.

damn that girl was kinky, she want a philly sidecar

by Steamer Cleveland November 8, 2019

Detroit Sidecar

Similar to Malaysian Plinko, however in this particularly nasty version of stoma sex, a male participant inserts his penis into a persons Colostomy opening.

Guy: "What on the menu?"

Pro: "Are you a cop? No, well then, Hand Job $20, BJ $50, straight sex $200, or my specialty, Detroit Sidecar $400."

by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013

Sideballing

To look out the corner of your eyes at someone so that they "can't tell your looking"

I changed my radiator in the parking lot of the apartment complex. Noone said anything, but alot of people were sideballing.

by Tug33 June 12, 2011

Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Neil Young Sideburns

Overflow of pubic hair sticking out of the sides of a woman's panties.

Dude, she needed a trim so bad, it looked like Neil Young Sideburns peeking out of her pants!

by ClamRider November 30, 2007

Sideboarding

When a snowboarder goes down a slope in the braking position, effectively the side of the board. A very slow way to go down advanced slops, commonly looked down upon by advanced boarders.

Sideboarding is a technique commonly used by snowboarders not experienced enough to ride down blue and black slopes properly.

Sideboarding has been known to wreck moguls and create unwanted banks of snow for more experienced boarders.

Guy 1: Look at all those idiots braking all the way down the black diamond.

Guy 2: They're sideboarding. It either means the snow on the hill sucks or they're just idiots who aren't ready for this kind of hill.

Guy 1: I'm gonna hafta go with the latter.

by Snawa March 1, 2010

Sideburn Chaser

1. Anyone who follows Elvis Impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the King.
2. Women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having sex with Elvis that will settle for an Elvis Impersonator.

I can't believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the Elvis Convention.

by AUWFT September 16, 2016