Shomit

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

by PJ July 26, 2003

Shomika

a thing: it is a type of a precious stone.
a name: someone who is very sweet and kind hearted. gets jealous and is very ticklish. is faithful but not always honest. believes in karma and love.

shomika

by loladola March 10, 2009

Shombie

Noun; zombie made of shadows.

Known only to be found in Alan Wake. Armed with axes and chainsaws, manifest at inopportune times.

Plural: shombies.

Girl 1: I think we're going to make it to the next light source... here you play for a bit.

Girl 2: ok-AHHHHH

Girl 1: OMG that shombie manifested itself from nowhere and we're out of torch batteries!

by Cptn Chaos January 7, 2011

Shomari

She is a extremely beautiful,loving,goofball,caring,erky,smart soul that will get on your nerves but you will still love her even though she is very very very very very erky but you'll still love her and if you dont hit the door she doesn't care what anybody says

wow, would you look at-her-?
I know her, she's a Shomari

by laughing.cutie March 14, 2017

shlomo

1. A Hebrew name meaning 'Solomon'
2. An awesome human beatboxer from Leeds

Ey Shlomo, pass me the matzos!

by skimper September 29, 2006

shlomit gur

a nickname used in israel for girls or young women who their natural beauty is exceptional. A person refered to as a Shlomit gur, is usually blessed with such grace that can stun you for an entire day.It is most commonly believed that This rare specie is one of natures greatest phenomenon. A Shlomit Gur can some times be spotted in librarys around the world due to their keen desire to learn, study and expand their genius minds.

"hey john!, the girl you set me up with last night is amazing. She is every guy`s dream. I feel so lucky!! she is one hell of a Shlomit Gur!!!"

by david nissim August 31, 2005

Shlomi

A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.

"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"

"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"

"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"

by Shlom-Dog March 31, 2009