shvasted

when you get real drunk and you try to tell people your wasted but it comes out SHVASTED!

jeff monkman every friday and saturday night is shvasted.

by [e-mail] December 8, 2006

Scwasted

When one is out-of-this-world drunk.

"Yo I just took 6 shots of Fireball and drank 2 four loko's I'm so fuckin scwasted."

by Lil_Tomas December 17, 2019

Shiwasted

A combination of the word shit faced and wasted.

"Dude lets get shiwasted tonight!"

by Lazzzzzer January 16, 2009

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

shwaisted

Shwaisted - a combonation of shit faced and waisted.

Used to discribe a heavy night of drinking.

I got so shwaisted last night I got beer goggles.

by Derek Stout August 19, 2007

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

Shhwasted

Being so drunk or wasted you have no idea whats going on.

Lets get shhwasted. (:

by baileybreeziee November 16, 2009