A girl who is a HUGE BITCH at times but you kinda have to love her...She can slap you in the face with her tits and she can also bitch you out like a black woman. She is pretty cool at times, i guess. She loves hummas and will go to anyones house and literally eat all their hummas inventory. But if she starts laughing she will be caught in action for stealing the hummas because her laugh can be heard around the world. She likes to make out with girls like Laura but girls like Marina are not her type. She also loves when people graze her big ol black booty. Anyways shes really cool and funny and you gotta love her!
Hummas Owner: OMG why is all my hummas gone again! I just purchased these!
Shurese: HAHAHHAHAHA
Hummas Owner: OMG IT WAS SHURESE I CAN HEAR HER LAUGH.
Laura: I'm an idiot and love shurese
Shurese: Shut up bitch and make out with me
Shurese: HAHAHHAHAHA
Hummas Owner: OMG IT WAS SHURESE I CAN HEAR HER LAUGH.
Laura: I'm an idiot and love shurese
Shurese: Shut up bitch and make out with me
by marina224 May 26, 2011
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She is very funny and dramatic from time to time, she loves to keep people guessing and on their toes. Can get on a lot of people’s nerves but she doesn’t care. She can read people very well and gives great advice when she wants to. She supports the ones she love, and loves to see her people thrive. Talks to all but only hangs with a few, very anti social when she wants to be it just depends on the moment.
Is destined to be great in the near future. Loves her family and wants nothing more than to provide and take care of her mother.
She is very funny and dramatic from time to time, she loves to keep people guessing and on their toes. Can get on a lot of people’s nerves but she doesn’t care. She can read people very well and gives great advice when she wants to. She supports the ones she love, and loves to see her people thrive. Talks to all but only hangs with a few, very anti social when she wants to be it just depends on the moment.
Is destined to be great in the near future. Loves her family and wants nothing more than to provide and take care of her mother.
by Hallof_laughter July 23, 2018
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