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Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.
person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing
by sigma February 26, 2013
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Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone
by Kris Perry April 2, 2007
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Shreve Shifting

To manually shift the gears in an automobile with an automatic transmission.
Quit the Shreve Shifting, will you? Who do you think you are...Richard Petty?
by P. Funk December 20, 2010
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Shafta

Arabic slang for a Pod System (Juul / Novo / Mylè). Popular in Saudi Arabia in places such as the British school and other international schools. Shappley is another word for Shafta, made popular by the trend setters of the “Jeeb Shappley” group.
Dude 1 : Bro, you got a shafta?
Dude 2 : Nah man, my pod’s empty.
Dude 3 (in the stall) : *inhale sounds*
by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019
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Shaftgazer

A narcissist who is so into himself that, when making love, he can only marvel at his own shaft, totally ignoring his lover.
“Wow, look at that girth and those huge veins,” said the shaftgazer, as his lover lay there in disbelief at the utter self-absorption of this narcissist during their most intimate moment.
by @doctorely April 15, 2021
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Grave-shift

Indeed the loneliest and scariest of shifts. No live human should work a Grave-shift, however sometimes duty calls. Just don't quit on your break.
I've been, working this Grave-shift.
And I aint made shit
I wish I could,
buy me a spaceship and flyyyy
Passst the skyyyy-yyyyy
by LEFAG April 1, 2015
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Hollow shaft

When a guy masturbates to much to the point of not releasing any cum.
Jill:hey baby wanna have some fun?
Joey:I can't today, I have a hollow shaft!
by Theonlyrealmacdaddy November 8, 2016
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