Sharknado

A hell-storm of swirling winds and killer sharks capable of leveling small towns and turning mediocre B-list celebrities into has-been D-listers.

"What happened to Jim?"
"Oh, he had his shit ruined by that goddamn sharknado. His bloody corpse is over there behind the flipped over taxi cab."

by Isaystomabel August 25, 2013

Slammerhead shark

a person who is artfully skilled in the act of slamming (meaning sex) and can slam in any situation, including but not limited, to in large bodies of water

After that trip to Hawaii I am officially a Slammerhead shark.

by Shanaenae8 July 1, 2009

Rain Shark

(Noun) Person who uses inclement weather to their advantage.

Martin: I really don't want to go to that house viewing tonight, it's pissing it down.

Jen: You should go. No one else will turn up and you'll be an absolute rain shark.

by Jenbox June 3, 2018

Sharkisha

A fabaluss child who has an amazing acne mustache. She’ll be forever alone but that’s okay.

Boy: Wow look at Sharkisha crying in the corner

Girl: Welp just another normal day.

by Klassic with a K December 22, 2017

loan shark

A creditor. A person or agency that gives you a set amount of money and adds interest to that money so that you end up paying back more than you borrow.

A perfect example is the college/student loan agencies.

That loan shark doubled his rate after I missed paying him by one day.

by Crono February 24, 2003

Sober Shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

by Mike & Nick January 8, 2009

Nigger Shark

A black person who can swim

Alex: Omg Tyrone is swimming
Frank: Look at that Nigger Shark go

by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017