Shploinky

When a song or any instrument sound so funky you’ll bop hard as fuck to it.

It’s Shploinky..

Guy: listen to my new bass amp I just got

* proceeds to play something groovy as fuck *

Drunk Guy: That shit sounds Shploinky as fuck!

Guy:wtf?

by DrunkMusicNerd December 13, 2022

Shploop

The sound a turd makes when it hits toilet water.

The poop goes shploop.

by An average dictionary February 2, 2023

sploonching

Cumming while in the act of performing a handstand

I was sploonching at the party last night

by Dapes the staint hustler March 14, 2023

shplongle

To be so inebriated your eyes cross in different directions.

We were having a great night until Joey got Shplongled! He’s such a

by NoahHealy April 24, 2023

shplongle

To be so inebriated your eyes cross in different directions.

We were having a great night until Joey got Shplongled!

by NoahHealy April 24, 2023

shploinking

The activity in which one drinks and drives. Different from drunk driving because you're not being reckless.

"Varging>Shploinking" - ME
"He's true" - guy

by stickla9 October 18, 2023

Shplong

An alternative name for mixing marijuana and tobacco in a bowl and smoking it out of a bong. It’s like a spliff for a bong.

“Yo Jimbob, pack a shplong and bring it outside”

by eySuki November 29, 2023