Shorrible

It's a combination of the words shocking and horrible.

Shocking = causing to recoil with horror or disgust; extremely offensive or disgusting.

Horrible = horror or fear; dreadful.

Shorrible = something both shocking and horrible.

In a sentance.

The price of crude oil these days is shorrible.

by Anthony Linton aka *MAD DOG* January 13, 2009

Shomit

1. When you shit and vomit at the same time.
2. What happens when 3 boys sit in high school art class and are bored

1. He had cholera he was shomiting
2. Oh look it's shomit the frog. Shomit and Gromit. In case of a German attack shomit and lob it.

by Nickgrosby. November 8, 2019

Shoeriken

Any type of easily removable footwear (i.e. sandal, flip-flop, ect.) that can be thrown an offender.

'Dude was annoying me. So I took off my flip-flop and shoerikened 'im in the face!'

by Kira-kun January 4, 2009

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

shoring

Scoring with a chic that looks like a beached whale.

Last night ended in an epic shoring. There is not enough alcohol to endure that shoring.

by Gracism December 19, 2013

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust

That song was so bad i shomited

by sir psycho January 11, 2005

Shorie Chokehold

The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.

Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?

Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.

Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!

by DCJoey November 10, 2009