Shmorning

An alternative for morning when talking to a person you like or that makes you happy

Good shmorning, today sure is great.

by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020

shmorkinshtaff

A place where one would find themselves on if they were heavily under the influence of a substance that would alter normal bodily function (for example, marijuana, alcohol, etc.)

"hey, are you even on planet earth right now?"
"nah dude.. I'm on planet shmorkinshtaff."

by /molly/ August 12, 2009

SMURFING

the act of hitting anothers face with your penis

i wanna smurf you
ok darling

by genghis khan March 17, 2003

Smoring

its when u get a longggg stick u put a white fluffy thingy and melt it on the fire :) and u get choclate and 2 flat breads and squish it together and its good without choclate :)kinda i only have half bc i dont realy like the white fluffy thingy and the bread lol makes my stomace feel icky :)

goin to go smoring :) at the hotel :)

by Foofie24 July 11, 2011

Smurfing Party

A smurfing Party is when the Main aim is to Hit each other Around the face with your Penis as much as possible.

Hey Rom Do you Want to Come to my "Smurfing Party" this weekend?

Sure Thing I Like A Good Penis round the face.

by Gingeeeer November 10, 2010

Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.

Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.

by scodder May 31, 2010