Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

Shef

Noun (n) - A person who is extremely talented at manipulating others or getting what they want; One who is skilled in the art of conversation; Popular, Attractive or Well liked by others.

Comes from "Shef" in German which means "Boss"

"Wow, he won prom king and president of his class, he just always seems to get people to give him what he wants, he is such a Shef

by D.T. August 22, 2007

Shmeat

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

by kylieg17 March 5, 2017

Shaeffer

A guy that makes every chick wet and horny

That guy is a shaeffer, cause im so horny!!

by darkice1125 December 24, 2009

Samefag

A person who posts trying to:
-act like more than one person
-bump a thread

This could happen in the following:
-Imageboards
-BBS'es
-Forums
-Chatrooms
-IM applications
-blog comments

1. That person keeps samefagging on AIM.
2. Look at that samefag agreeing to his own post!

by lolwut484793ue3j November 15, 2009

Shefali

An Indian term originally a girls name, which now has come to represent the epitome of the sexy 30 something educated working Indian mother who can juggle work,kids and a high powered job aswell as respecting the Indian culture at the same time

Hey dude did you meet the new V.P of Marketing she is a total 'Shefali', she is a lady on the street but betcha she is a freak in the bed.

by dhillontech April 13, 2005

Shmeat

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

by Rheptar. June 6, 2009