shonkey

what you get when you cross and mate a sheep with a donkey.

Shonkeys are native to Ravenna, Ohio. If it can pull the wool over your eye and kick you in the ass, it must be a shonkey.

by Michelle My Bell April 5, 2007

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

shlongue

A penis, preferably a long erect one

Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?

Slut: Anytime!😍

by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019

shronkey

like if shrek and donkey fuck and get kids they is shronkey then

shronkey

by please approve my dicktionary October 6, 2020

slonkey

a dick!

not many people like to underestimate their own slonkeys, only the ones of others.

by leopardhead December 12, 2009

shdonkey

means to tell someone else to shut up!

Jessica, your a Shdonkey!...

or

Shut the Shdonkey.

by Jessica and Wendy August 1, 2007