shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 15, 2003

shlong

A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".

"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."

by Bobozz April 16, 2003

shlong

a large penis... like mine....

Oh my god Joey! Stick your huge shlong it my cunt now! Please fuck me harder!

by JoeyJoeJ0 May 06, 2004

shlong

Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.

I would rather die than have my shlong removed.

by Dillon Byrne December 07, 2003

Shlong

The male coochie.

"I whacked DjSubs with my Shlong."

by Ben420xxxxxxx November 25, 2019

Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

shlong

what u have up ur ass

Damn how'd that shlong get in there?

by Shlong Master June 05, 2003