Shlogadamada

Sh-low-ga-da-may-da (noun)

When extreme heat and humidity result in perspiration that causes your testicle to stick to the side of your leg.

I went commando today and it's causing major shlogadamada.

by JoshTheMadTitan January 6, 2015

Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021

splonga

controlled chaos that doesn’t hurt anyone

*rams fork into a plastic container during dinner in hopes of breaking it*

“omg dude u just caused such a splonga!”

by master of the eggs August 13, 2022

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

shlongli

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️

Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”

by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021

Lil Shlong

'Lil shlong' (Sam Currenti) Is a very famous racist rapper from Brisbane, Australia who raps in Gibberish. He makes fun of Asians and sings weird songs. He has a very lil shlong as well. Lil Shlong official is his youtube channel with his latest song 'To all the haters' when he doesn't even have haters.

Dammmmm! Is that Lil Shlong Official!??

by >:)notEthan._. October 26, 2020

shlong muffin

term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.

She was eating on my shlong muffin all night

by Big Ant May 24, 2006