Shloink

Originally a sound effect, eventually became a word that could mean anything.

I dropped my spaghetti on the floor and it was like “shloink”. Then I shloinked over to Susan and cried for like 4 shloinking hours.

by Shloinkydoo December 18, 2018

Shlockabooger

Sophie

Come here shlockabooger

by Bean slawfish May 24, 2019

shload

female ejaculate, she cum.

Bro, I was hooking up with Jenny last weekend, I was in the zone, I must've hit the right spot because she busted the biggest shload I've ever seen.

by sanfred January 24, 2011

shlomby

The air, sometimes confused with methane, expelled from a man's penis.

As Julie and I embraced each other, I met her delicate queef with a juicy shlomby.

by El Poopo November 9, 2003

Shlomi

a very cool dude with pretty green eyes

Shlomi is very cool

by amyz_o February 21, 2021

shlad

An amalgamation of the words 'shit' and 'lad'. Used to convey dissatisfaction at the actions of a certain individual. Can also be used as a general greeting. In the case where these actions are undefendable, the choice words are 'massive shlad'.

Also see 'shladding it up', the act of being a shlad while doing an undefined activity. This can include choosing work over a night out or relentless visits to the fitness and gym facilities.

What a shlad.

by massiveshlad March 26, 2011

Shlob My Knob

Slang term used to say suck my dick, Shaun My Daley, or any other referance to the act of inserting your dude meat into a persons mouth

I'll give you a ride to school if you shlob my knob

by Ponnett April 6, 2005