Smlobe

A person with earlobes, arch enemies of Smleeves

Ben: "You know you wish you were a smlobe like me"

Michael: "No, not really..."

by thegermanboss June 11, 2010

Shlobberknocker

A Person who is so intoxicated that they're drooling all over themselves, can no longer speak or comprehend reality.

Let's get shlobberknockered up

by MzHeythurr July 18, 2011

slobee

"Slobee" any great looking handsome guy. who was a typical ugly duckling in his childhood. he has slowly matured into a gorgouse looking swan and has not realised yet the transformation has taken place. or aware that women find him adorable and extremely attractive. he creates a buzz around him everywhere he go's.

Girl says to her friend or friends - what a "slobee" I went too school with him and he looked like he fell out of the ugly tree - and totaly clueless!
look at him now he's so sexy i would love too get a bit off him.

by ajd1012 October 29, 2013

shlobbernog

Extreme drunkeness.

Jacobi had one too many shots and beers, and uh oh, he got shlobbernogged.

by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016

shelobed

When one is so backed up with baby gravy and self expresses that they cocoon themselves upon release; and then has to 'muffle' cry for help that a friend/other has to excavate them from their self inflicted love bunker. This is the act of Shelobing, past tense Shelobed

1. "Oh mate this weekend was spent mainly Shelobing, I cant look Dave in the eyes anymore"

2."How was the tinder date, did you two get it on?"
"No, its been a while for so he just Shelobed me..."

by schmoopster February 23, 2018

shlopetti

When you are getting head from a girl and it sounds like she is eating spaghetti.

Yo Aj, you need to get some good shlopetti so you don’t feel sad.

by H. Marshall April 10, 2019

Shobeo

Shobeo is in the alternate universe of romeo and juliet, where everyone is a shobe.

Shobeo got lost.

by mlemingshobe May 18, 2020