shelobed 

When one is so backed up with baby gravy and self expresses that they cocoon themselves upon release; and then has to 'muffle' cry for help that a friend/other has to excavate them from their self inflicted love bunker. This is the act of Shelobing, past tense Shelobed

1. "Oh mate this weekend was spent mainly Shelobing, I cant look Dave in the eyes anymore"

2."How was the tinder date, did you two get it on?"
"No, its been a while for so he just Shelobed me..."

shelobed by schmoopster February 23, 2018