shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

shitehawk

A useless, going nowhere, idiot that talks crap. see also wordGobshite/word

Feck off you Shitehawk!

by - January 30, 2003

Shiternets

Incredibly shitty internets. Like trying to play an MMORPG over Dial-Up. Yeah, that bad.

Holy fuck, these shiternets suck. My torrent is getting like, 2 kbps. Fuck this. I might as well tether from my iPhone. My FIRST GEN iPhone.

by Stropko June 3, 2010

shitebag

sottish slang ,someone who has no bottle, they are scared easily

hey you ya shitebag am gonnae boot yer baws

by wido June 1, 2004

Shiteable

Appropriate place to take a sh*t.

Steven walked in to the Gents toilets looked through all the cubicles to try and find a shiteable enough toilet. The rest of the cubicles were kinda messy but he found at least one shiteable toliet.

by Steve Bell May 5, 2007

Shitea

A shitty collection of tea that makes tea connoisseurs weep. You want that perfectly steeped cup of tea and someone gives you a bag with artificially flavored tea leaves. Screw that I'll cut the mint leaves in my backyard before I drink essence of Wilfred's asshole.

Ex 1: "I went to a brits house the other day and he was bragging up his tea collection. I was excited because by stereotype he should whip out a bunch of earl grey and sport table cubed sugar. Instead this guy opens his cabinet revealing a bunch of shitea."

Ex 2: "I'm at the local iHop eyeing up some honeys. For my tea I generally use orange blossom honey, of course. The waitress brings out my tea bag and it's some rat poison, Sam's Club blend. I slapped the tray from her hand, "What a load of shitea!"

by TeaHee March 19, 2014

shite talker

A shite talker is some body who lies, bullshits or 'talks shite'

'I rode three tinder moths at the weekend'

'Josh is a shite talker'

by Niamhalicous June 8, 2016