you shanked my jangaship

See Homesar and you shanked my jangaship! for a full listing.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

shanked

to miss a field goal in american football

scott norwood deserved to die after he shanked that field goal against the giants in super bowl xxv

by jimmmiller December 28, 2005

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shanked out

The appearance of "roast beef" looking labia resulting from vigourous and repeated sex. Typically found with loose slutty women who"give it out" a lot.

Last night I hooked up with this bitch who was totally shanked out, that shit hung down to her knees!

by Squirrel Master August 16, 2004

Shanked

with friends....wen u poke sum1 suprisingly on their side or stomach.

clo pokes ben and yells...SHANK!
ben: u shanked me!
then ben pokes julie...SHANK!
then julie....continues....SHANK!

by jacksterz August 1, 2005

[shlinked]

To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.

I just shlinked my gum on the ground.

by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009

Shwanked

When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker

Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).

by Tiphers June 29, 2011