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Shwastery

A place in which you get "shwasted." Preferably from beer since part of the word is derived from brewery, a place of making beer. But other liquors are always invited.
Our apartment is formally named the Shwastery because we are often shwasted in it's presence.
by Copyright6232 February 26, 2011
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shitsaster

The League of Nations was a shitsaster.
by Suvi Riversmouth May 16, 2011
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shitastrophe

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.
Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....
by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013
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Shister mug

Someone who’s a bullshitter and is full of themselves all the time. But doesn’t realise they are so full of themselves
Pheobe is such a shister mug. She does this to me all the time I hate it.
by Jaja3 September 9, 2018
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Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom
by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020
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Shilster

A nick name for someone who takes a shit everywhere they go.
"This is Jessica's like tenth shit of the day. She took one before we left my house to go to the restaurant, then one at the restaurant, one when we came back, and right now when were having sex she shat on my face".

"Ew, what a shilster".
by BadassBitchFromTheNorth October 28, 2020
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Shanaster

Someone that bends the rules of a game or the laws of their country to benefit themselves
Mike Oxlong puts vaseline on his driver, he is a shanaster.
by Pinky_Lincoln January 25, 2022
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