Shittum tree

A phrase to use in place of the word SHIT (especially when you are in a kid friendly environment)

“Holy shittum tree it’s a MOTHERFUCKING rat!”

by Yagayaga November 10, 2019

Shitbum

A hillbilly bastard face down in his own puke who will stagger to his feet singing "Lawd I can't change" as though it were an anthem when he hears Lynyrd Skynyrd play on the radio.

That meth cock suckers is a fucking shitbum.

by Boy interrupted February 8, 2020

Shitruptcy

you’re shitrupt bc you have no assets (toilet paper) to cover your debts (shitty butthole)

Mooooommmm come gimme some toilet paper I just filed for shitruptcy

by Scootsy O’holihan February 24, 2021

Shittum

Shitting while saying "ummmm".

I had some shittum on the toilet today!

by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy November 1, 2022

Shitum

When you can't make to it the bathroom to waffle stop your turd nor drop the kids off at the pool. Basically, you shit your pants.

Mike was driving home from sushi and shitum in his truck and had to throw away his boxers and shorts. legend has it he was seen walking back from the woods with only one sock.

by Mister Mili Dad August 31, 2023

Shitrus

A person, thing, or situation that appears fresh, zesty, or exciting at first glance, but quickly reveals itself to be unpleasant, irritating, or just plain terrible. Something that tries way too hard to be sharp, bold, or refreshing, but ends up being obnoxious or off-putting.

“That guy is pure shitrus—loud, flashy, and leaves a bad taste in your brain.”
“This marketing campaign? All shitrus. Flashy fonts, zero substance.”
“You ever meet someone who talks like a TED Talk but acts like a YouTube ad? That’s shitrus energy.”

by Chris01 June 27, 2025