arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.

I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.

by RubberDagger October 1, 2010

zit shrapnel

The pus,cellular debris and cyst custard you find splattered all over a teenager's bathroom mirror from popping pimples.

Our son's bathroom mirror is discusting.There is so much zit shrapnel,it no longer reflects light.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

shrapnel

When you shit in the toilet. (Public or Private)
You flush and theres little pieces left over floating around, or stuck to the side like spackle or paste. (only numerous flushings gets it off)

to spray the back of the toilet bowl

Dom you took a shit in the bathroom and theres shrapnel in the toilet!

I had subway sandwich today with a bunch of lettuce and I just took a shit and there was lettuce shrapnel left over

I had to take a shit and shrapnel went all over the back of the bowl

by Vincent Pinckard May 20, 2008

shrapnel

the sudden reminants of the explosion from a wet fart

i bent over to pick something up and i felt warm shrapnel on my cheeks

my mum thought i was wearing floral underwear, but i told her it was my shrapnel stains

by nobbs March 13, 2004

Shrapnel

When someone farts on another person, but pieces of feces get on the victim. The poop is known as "shrapnel".

Person 1: "why is jimmy so mad at you?"
Person 2: "last night, i farted on him and he got covered in shrapnel"
Person 1: "oooo, poor guy"

by Mandalore96 November 6, 2010

Dingle Shrapnel

A showering of "dingle shrapnel" is caused by spraying one's sweaty taint and ass with a can of computer duster.

After a long round of golf on a hot day, Jimmy decided to skip a shower and cool down by spraying a can of computer duster from his balls to his taint. The dingle shrapnel was shooting everywhere and we couldn't believe how they stuck to the walls.

by ocean recruiter August 4, 2010

Shrapnel

Dried remanants of weed left over from breaking it up for packing.

Hey, you got anything?

Not much man, just some shrapnel.

by Grace Hetrick April 6, 2008