Shithook

1. (n.) A long metal device with a hook/scraper attachment used to loosen and remove feces from the bottoms of portable restroom facilities.

Also used to depict or identify filth of the lowest nature; i.e.: advertisement agents, reverse racists.

Gerald is a filthy shithook.

by Modos October 27, 2002

Shithook

A person or kobe who shits their pants daily, can't get out of their monotone voice all but just ONE TIME! Also, they enjoy jeering at the Dommelcopter. They also can not comprehend when someone rhymes their words in a sentence. They clearly are hairyer than anyone in this world.
(especially in the rectum hole and arm-pit)

Pat: You no big paaapi
Dom: Hmmmm! Shut the fuck up
Matt: You mean Hmmmm. lut the buck nup. jup sup weiner cup.
Anthony: I don't know what that means. I think i shit my pants!
Pat: You Shithook!
Gia: Come on pat! just one time! 10:09

by Don Edwards April 30, 2008

shitpon

A tampon that is made of shit.

Sam, can i borrow a shitpon?

by Sammy boyy! ans BT. May 2, 2011

Rasta Shithound

Jamaican wolf hound known for its love of cat shit and nine lives. Short in stature, rasta shithounds ususally only grow to be fifteen inches tall. Depending on variety of nu-nu foods, (see TELETUBBIES) shithounds can weigh in range from small to wide as all outside. They are also known widely for their love of cheesy poufs. Most are blonde in color and have long hair which, once properly grown, easily turns itself into dreadlocks. Found in most developed countrys, rasta shit hounds were reported to have first been bread in Tenneesee.

Once i was grown and out of the house, i was able to get the pet i wanted most: a Rasta Shithound!

by mollymaddog September 20, 2012

shithorn

Pronounced as two words, "shit horn", this means your ass, especially when you're eating foods that are very flatogenic, like curry.

That Goan curry is really making my shithorn blow sour notes!

by pentozali June 5, 2011

shithook

Safety Bob's bent arm

Safety Bob can hold a pot of soup with his shithook.

by Dan O'tool April 7, 2007

Shitphony

The excessive fart and shit noise one would hear in a public restroom.

I was at the urinal and all I could hear was the shitphony coming from the stall next to me.

by SkilletDeHolmes October 12, 2025