Shitphoon

A situation that is, was, or will be completely fucked up. A sequence of events that much like a fierce Typhoon leaves only misery in its wake, which is the origin of its name. It's like a great Typhoon, but instead of wind and rain, it's made up of Shit and Piss. Once you're in a Shitphoon run to your happy place shelter, because it's only going to get worst.

Guy 1: "Dude! A teacher found your pot!"

Guy 2: "What the Fuck! Are you kidding me!?"

Guy 1: "Eric was passing it around during class."

Guy 2: "What the Fuck Eric! What the Hell am I supposed to do?"

Guy 1: "I don't know dude, but don't show up to school today, you'll be walking right into a Shitphoon."

by The Four Heavenly Kings February 17, 2010

Shitpoo

The real and somewhat embarrassing name for the Shittish village of Sipoo, in Finland.

Shitpoo is a xenophobic little village with a high rate of inbreeding, like Tammisaari.

In english, Sibbo means Shitpoo, an anal retentive Shittish township located in the Finnish backwoods.

by Eva Asplund January 18, 2008

Shitehoose

Scottish for shit house. A dirty or dilapidated house or building or even larger area such as a town city or country. It is never used in reference to a toilet. Can also mean an inadequate business or related premises.

"I say Jeeves, London certainly is a right shitehoose."

by scottie boy April 18, 2008

Shitphones

a really crappy pair of head phones that suck alot but you have no choice but to use them because you are a music addict

i was forced to use shitphones because my good headphones died on me.

by muscaladdiction December 20, 2009

skitehoond

Scottish adaptation of skitehound

You're such a skitehoond

Give the skitehoonds a call

by Skitehound90 October 29, 2010

Shittoon

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power

Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper

by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019

Whip a shithook

A term meaning “to execute a U-turn while driving. “
The term is used mainly in Saskatchewan and the prairie provinces of Canada

Well we missed our turn, you better whip a shithook n go back.

by Circlesister March 10, 2021