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Shitfest

Describing anything that makes you want to develop eye disease instantly/vomit.

Ex: Ads, Fortnite, Anime, My fanfic, Goanimate Girls, NC’s shoulder Dance, Paw patrol, Etc…
Me: (being forced to watch cringey gacha life)
Also me: This is such a shitfest of cringe 😒
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shitcrete

A mixture of shit and quick drying concrete which sticks to the inside of the bog and requires a pneumatic drill to remove. Usually caused when kids eat too much junk food, and then launch a badly guided sub.
Just spent 10 minutes trying to remove a load of shitcrete from the bog after Felix dropped the kids off at the pool. The bog brush is in tatters.
by Scm73 July 30, 2023
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ShitFest

a week of pure mayhem and total craziness. DJ, no pants, blacklights, jello shots, cowboys and indians, and unlimited booze. Survivors of this week will have hilarious memories, this week may cause broken walls and no memory from the past week.
Dude, are you going to ShitFest year? This is the party of the summer!!!
by DannyBoy1177 February 3, 2010
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shitcumstance

DEFINITIONS:

1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.

1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.

1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.

2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).

2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.

2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.

3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
EXAMPLES:

1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.

1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.

1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.

2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances

2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.

3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009
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shittiest bitch

someone who is very stank and shitty. they shit all the time, have a shitty attitude, or they jus look shitty.
Look at Teddy , he's a shittiest bitch.
by 38hot June 26, 2017
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Shitfest

life, shittiest time ever, when god pulls down his pants and takes a giant dump on your face, seeing sheara singer
I saw sheara singer today, it was such a shitfest
by Wankmaster Teapot, Yo October 9, 2003
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Shitestar

A name attributed to Fightstar. The pretentious Emo band fronted by Charlie Simpson, formerly of Busted.
Fightstar?! Shitestar more like!!
by notmyrealname August 27, 2005
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