shit smear

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

by lexi June 30, 2004

shitsters

two best friends who become the equivalent of blood brothers, by reflecting on their lives and their shit while they take a dump in the stalls next to each-other...... a strong bond of friendship is formed and remembered whenever either shitster take a shit

M and M are becoming shitsters in the bathroom at barnes and noble by releasing their poop into toilets

by shhhittssstersssss January 13, 2009

Shitsweat

Shitsweat is the liquid excrement that seeps down your legs after a hectic gym workout. This typically occurs when you've taken a fat shit and failed to wipe up effectively.

The result is that when you enjoy a massive leg press session, or a pulse-pounding benchpress workout, sweat forms between your ass cheeks.

That my friends - is shitsweat.

It can't be treated with Gold Bond or Talc powder. It's the worst thing and yes - it stinks out the gym... GTFOH!

Dvir forgot to wipe his asshole! Now he's working out at the gym and he smells like fucken shitsweat! Damn coondog - ffs!

by BChatz September 14, 2012

Shitsmas

The day after Christmas when you wake up and take a miraculous, emergency shit.

"Hey man, Mike's been in the bathroom all morning."
"Yea,I guess Shitsmas came early this year."

"You have Charmin toilet paper?!?"
"Ho,ho,ho...Merry Shitsmas!"

by The Brown Elf December 26, 2012

shitster

A shitty sister. To be used in jest or maliciously.

What's up, ya shitster?

by Suzerain17 December 30, 2005

shitstare

When you take a long stare at your poop because you want to see how big it is.

Whoa that shitstare exposed me to the biggest shit ever!

by fjfj December 19, 2007

Shit Smear

A smear of shit left by one farting

You left a shit smear on the seat after that big ass mutha fucking rip ass.

by JiggaBoo Pie February 24, 2004