Shit on a Furry Day

On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.
Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro
by mansocoolamiright January 09, 2023
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National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 02, 2021
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on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.
hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!
by 14637956857642236735 December 02, 2020
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