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get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.
If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.
by barber of seville November 27, 2020
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shitbird

I would have taken the Dan Ryan, but its always full of shitbirds.
by The Baron of Beverly December 2, 2007
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shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.
friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"
by ray bot March 26, 2008
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anyone who doesn`t agree with your ideas, style, politics, or way of life.
That guy won`t listen to anything I say, what a shitbird.
by frank woods November 6, 2012
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shitbird

Originates from the ye old mainer up alone on his porch talkign about the passer byers. Commonly used with the term little infront of it.
"oh look at that one he is a little shitbird"
by Justin B-K July 16, 2008
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Shitbird

one who eats his own shit
Bob Boule is the dumbest shitbird at this company
by Steve O December 5, 2003
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Shitbird

Moronic person, irrelevant person, person that makes a complete ass of themselves
david macias and joey bearly are fucking shitbirds ..slappy , moron
by Giovanni29935 June 30, 2015
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