Shitariffic

An adjective used to express something that occured that is so terrificly shity

When my car broke down in the middle of the highway on the way to a job interview, I screamed shitariffic.

by J-JAM March 21, 2010

shitarines

When you smash something to pieces on a colossal scale.

I fell off a longboard and scraped my ankle to shitarines!

by Shitarines November 2, 2015

Shitar

A guitar that looks or sounds to be of shitty quality.

Dude, get that thing restrung or painted or something. Right now it's a shitar.

by Wongo McSimmons April 22, 2009

Shisterhosen

(n.) Literally German for "Shit Pants", this is an exclamation used to proclaim exhaustion or a royal fuck-up.

SHISTERHOSEN! I can't believe I just nailed that tool in the crosswalk!

by Skenns March 13, 2009

Shitarded

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

Shitart

A combination of shit and fart.

"you smell something?"

"Yeah man i just shitarted!"

by mama lover April 13, 2005

shistabobber

an extremely large piece of shit that instead of sinking stays at the top and floats right after it is released from the anus area.

Jim: "Dude, come, come look at this"
Edd: "Holy Fuck man that thing is huge"
Jim: "Yea that's not really the pont though look at it, its fucking floating man"
Edd: "Holy shit dude, thats a fucking shistabobber"

by Mike Hawk in York Hunt March 29, 2007