Shmedder

When your dick cheese matures to the level of exquisite taste and mouth watering aroma.

Usually extracted from beneath the foreskin

“Hello sir would you care for some Mature Shmedder, it’s on offer?”

by Professor 8 inches June 25, 2019

shimer

someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.

That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.

by bob April 19, 2005

Shinedown

An awesome rock band...Songs include: Stanger Inside (my fav.), 45, Fly From the Inside, Left Out, Burning Bright...and so on. You should definitly listen to them.

Me: Have you eva heard of Shinedown?
Person1: Hell yes, I luff them!
Person2: Are you kidding...they suck...
Me: *grabs her really hot french fry and stabs person2 in the eye*

by Midnight October 4, 2004

Simed Out

A hangover caused by playing to much of the Sims.

I played the Sims 2 all day yesterday, I'm so simed out it's going to take a week to sober up!

by Spyro4President January 3, 2008

Tuna Shamed

when you suddenly feel shame while eating tuna.

aww i feel tuna shamed.... :(

by OctoOven December 8, 2018

Shinedown

A great rock band from Jacksonville, Florida! Members are Brent Smith(singer), Barry Kerch(Drummer), Eric Bass(Bass player), and Zach Myers(guitarist). Most popular songs are 45, Simple Man cover, and Second Chance. They have 3 albums (Leave a Whisper, Us and Them, and Sound of Madness) and their 4th album is supposed to be released in 2012. Great band!!

And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45, swimming through the ashes of another life.

-"45", Shinedown 'Leave A Whisper'

by YPIAG April 26, 2011

vrez shimey shake

Double vodka soda with a splash of cranberry juice.

yo meng, did Andrew invent the "vrez shimey shake"? for reals? amazing. he's a legend.

by averesca May 9, 2011