shatisfaction

That feeling of accomplishment and relief following a really big dump.

"On the Pleasure Pyramid, shatisfaction falls somewhere between getting a really sticky booger off your finger, and an orgasm."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

shattmandu

the word shattmandu, a hybrid, is obtained from Kathmandu and outdoors clothing label(for no reason at all) and william shattner(a emotion described similarly as shattered).

that dude was shattmandu wen we told him his omlete was done Portuguese style

by darryharry December 23, 2008

shartsneez

The act of sharting yourself unexpectly while sneezing can frequently occur when really sick.

I thought I was going to sneeze when I actually shartsneezed to my surprise.

by Big Ragu January 14, 2014

Shattitude

An emotion one feels when they have to have a severe bowel movement (take a shit/shat) but they can't for some reason or another.

I had to suddenly take a shit while I was driving, I ran into use the bathroom at a gas station and the bathroom was out of order. I had a shattitude like no other!

by ALL BIZ September 24, 2018

shantsexual

When you live your life in dedication to lord Shant. You feel emotional and sexual attraction towards him and him only.

creds: g.carmen

Carmen: Wow, that girl is so pretty
Molly: Sorry, i’m a shantsexual

by Straightout Oftherapy November 6, 2020

Shatsccident

When you think you need to fart, but to your surprise (and disappointment) it turns out you needed to shit.

Grandad’s stomach was rumbling. I asked him “are you hungry? Your stomach is rumbling “. Grandad says “I can’t hear anything, it’s not me “. Suddenly grandad looks startled and says” I’ve got to go” and runs as best he can to the toilet.

I call out to Nanna. “Grandad has had a shatsccident”

by DirkJDiggler June 4, 2021

bag of sharts

underpants full of shits and farts

Me: Yo I just emitted a bag of sharts
Seana: Fuckin discusting

Mike: Really Dude

by ThatOneDud November 1, 2018