Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.

I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!

by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011

Sharticle

A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.

In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!

by JWB_ July 30, 2016

Shartist

One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

by yourdirtydiaper August 22, 2009

shartulence

Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).

All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.

by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013

sharticulate matter

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

shartubble

When you goto leave a fart in the bath tub and the bubbles come up with floaters

Wife says. Dammit ray I'll never get that ring out of the tub.

Ray responds. I'm. Sorry baby but your chile wrecked my colon causing me to SHARTUBBLE in the bath. And boy it smelled like 30 year old depends

by Huge Dixson January 29, 2014

sharticle

An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.

Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).

I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.

by DH333 July 31, 2016