by Leah2 August 25, 2005
by Crop Dusting June 22, 2014
by luvtoshart123 May 15, 2011
The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).
by Antoine December 14, 2004
Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:
Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.
Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.
by Markwonder March 04, 2011
When you Feel like you have to fart and try to fart, and then realize that it was much more than just a fart. You shit your pants.
Fart+shit=Shart
Fart+shit=Shart
person #1: Bruh it stinks! Did you just fart?
Person#2: well I didn't just fart
Person#1: what do you mean you didn't JUST fart
Person #2: I Sharted!
Person#2: well I didn't just fart
Person#1: what do you mean you didn't JUST fart
Person #2: I Sharted!
by OmareBeach March 30, 2016
by Flyingbinbag42 August 31, 2016