Shart

means to fart and have shit come out with it

I thought I had to fart silently, but when I did I shit my pants.

by Leah2 September 17, 2005

Shart

A fart that splatters shit with it.

Tom: "I just sharted in the toilet."
Judy: "Ewww! TMI Tom!"

by Crop Dusting June 21, 2014

Shart

When you fart and you accidentally shit a little at the same time.

Dude, I have to fart... Shit, I just sharted man.
I have to shart.
I sharted on my brother.

by luvtoshart123 June 9, 2011

Shart

The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).

"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."

by Antoine December 14, 2004

Shart

When you push too hard to fart and end up shitting your drawers.

Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.

by Markwonder March 18, 2011

Shart

A shit-fart

Man I went to the hospital and I shart myself in the emergency room

by Mothertrucker334 April 14, 2018

Shart

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.

Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.

by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020