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Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
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staining the deck

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck
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sraining

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It's sraining outside!
Don't you mean sleeting?

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Sabining

The body cooling act of lifting someone's penis from one side to another through their clothing during a heat stroke, while talking in a thick German accent.
Bill was extremely overheated, so Jesse used a sabining technique to cool him while Mike observed.
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