Sharfing

The act of shitting and barfing at the same time

Omg, I’ve been so sick, I’ve been sharfing all damn day.

by Tooshoes January 24, 2026

Shoffing

A portmanteau of the English word "Shopping" and the Arabic word "Shoof" (which mean 'To Look'), this is a shorter way of saying "Window Shopping."

Person A: Hey, let's pass by Bershka before we go to the parking.

Person B: Is there something you wanna buy?
Person A: No. Just shoffing.

by Sussy Hussy September 25, 2025

twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

by moose5000 September 30, 2012

swivel shafting

Being on the giving end of sex in a swivel chair. You know the ones. Those office chairs that you can adjust the height of with the little lever.

I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.

by Klitorissa May 27, 2016

gap staffing

Graphic Art Professional Staffing

We might have to consider GAP Staffing to keep the big ABC Co.'s print account, they want graphic design support now and we're not ready to hire a full-time designer for one client.

by Frustratedprinter March 30, 2017

Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft

“Im into shitty shafting”

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 28, 2019

Short staffing

Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.

Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.

by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021