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Sextonic

1. A platonic relationship is a man woman friendship or relationship with "no sexual involvement".

2. A "sextonic" (newly made up word to fit relationship) is a man woman relationship that is strictly a "mutually on call" sexual partnership that have no other contacts or do nothing else together.

3. A relationship that is based on romantic caressing, but not sexual at all.
Hey Todd, do you think Jim and Alice will ever be together? I doubt, Jim and Alice just have a sextonic relationship, that's all.
by blodsugare May 7, 2009
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Sextose Intolerant

"Sextose Inteloerant" - an inability to release and induce the sensation in being stimulated during sexercise. Symptoms include frustration, headaches, blue-balls, dirty thoughts, uncontrolled wetness, and paranormal discomfort - ex. uncontrollable orgasm etc.

The symptoms may be prevented by masturbation, sexercising, meditation, physical activities which includes light or enormous work out to burn mental chemicals within your body.
"Anna is frustrated with the thoughts of sex, and pleasure, because she has no man to please her thirsty thoughts of sex, this drives her appetite to become Sextose Intolerant "
by Anthos El Ma'at Ra January 10, 2014
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Sextopus

During an orgy when one man/woman uses all four limbs, mouth, and genitalia to pleasure their partners
Me: Hey hunter how was the orgy last nighy?
Hunter: Dude, I mastered the sextopus with 6 people!!
by Freemahniggajohn July 3, 2018
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Sextuple Text

The act of texting a person you find sexually attractive six times in a row without getting a text back..generally resulting in you looking lonely, desperate, crazy, or all of the above.
Did you seriously sextuple text Donny, when you already know he isn’t great with communication and has commitment issues?
by _LilBit_ October 15, 2018
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Sextocity

Feeling drunk from the sextocity of a long sex marathon
After 8 hours of fucking I'm drunk with sextocity.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
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Kevin Sexton

One Of the most epic ass niggas under 3 feet tall!! he runs Duglasvile like no other, he keeps it low down. straight underground, any problem he will solve it s"hortly"
kevin sexton is so FLY but low to the earth! makes no sense how baller this 22 inch baller is
by bad ass balla July 27, 2011
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